Ever noticed that there’s a fine line between being a seasoned cannabis user and a newbie?
Believe it or not, it all boils down to vocabulary.
A novice may try to sound like a pro, but their choice of words often gives them away.
From mispronunciations to misconceptions, these phrases are a surefire way to identify a cannabis newbie.
As an experienced cannabis enthusiast, I’ve heard these 12 phrases countless times and they always signal a newcomer in our midst.
In this article, we will be exploring each of these phrases, breaking them down, and providing some background and clarification for each.
1) “What’s a strain?”
Cannabis is a world full of variety.
For experienced users, the type of strain – be it a Sativa, Indica, or Hybrid – forms a crucial part of their cannabis experience.
So, when you hear someone asking, “What’s a strain?”, it’s a clear sign they’re new to the cannabis scene.
The thing is seasoned users know that strains can define the effects one experiences, ranging from energizing to relaxing. They understand that each strain has its unique properties and can significantly influence their experience.
This isn’t a put-down, though.
Everyone starts at the beginning, and understanding the difference between strains is an important step in getting to know the world of cannabis.
2) “I don’t feel anything yet”
If there’s one thing I vividly remember from my initial days with cannabis, it’s the feeling of impatience.
The first time I tried an edible, I remember saying, “I don’t feel anything yet” and reaching for another piece.
Well, let me tell you – that was a rookie mistake.
Cannabis, especially edibles, can take a while to kick in.
Seasoned users know this and will wait patiently for the effects to set in.
Thus, when you hear someone making the same mistake I did, it’s a pretty good sign they’re new to the world of cannabis. Just like I was back then.
3) “Does it always smell like this?”
Cannabis has a unique aroma that isn’t easily forgotten.
Its distinct scent comes from compounds called terpenes, which are present in many plants, not just cannabis.
When someone asks, “Does it always smell like this?”, they’re likely a newcomer to the world of cannabis.
That’s because seasoned users are well-acquainted with the range of aromas that different strains can offer.
From fruity and sweet to skunky and pungent, the world of cannabis is a symphony of scents, each offering its own unique experience.
4) “How do I light this thing?”
Cannabis consumption isn’t just about the product — it’s also about the method.
From joints and bongs to vaporizers and dabs, there’s a whole world of ways to enjoy cannabis.
A common phrase you might hear from a newbie is, “How do I light this thing?”.
This shows a lack of familiarity with the techniques involved in consuming cannabis, such as how to light a joint or use a vaporizer.
Remember, it’s all part of the learning curve. Every seasoned user was once in those shoes, figuring out the best way to spark up their first joint or fill their first vape pen.
5) “Is it like smoking a cigarette?”
One of the most common phrases I’ve heard from people new to cannabis is, “Is it like smoking a cigarette?”
This question, while seemingly simple, reveals a fundamental misunderstanding about the nature of cannabis and how it interacts with our bodies.
Unlike tobacco, cannabis contains a complex array of compounds known as cannabinoids, the most famous of which are THC and CBD.
These interact with our body’s endocannabinoid system, influencing everything from mood to pain perception.
As for me, I find the biochemical orchestration behind cannabis effects quite fascinating. It’s not just about inhaling smoke or vapor – it’s about how these compounds interact with our bodies to produce a variety of effects.
Moreover, the method of consumption also plays a significant role in the experience.
For instance, smoking a joint might offer immediate results due to rapid absorption into the bloodstream through the lungs.
However, other methods like edibles or tinctures have different onset times and effects, making them distinct from smoking a cigarette.
So when someone asks if it’s like smoking a cigarette, it’s an opportunity to educate them about the unique complexities of cannabis and its effects on our bodies.
6) “All cannabis makes you feel the same, right?”
Now, if you hear someone say, “All cannabis makes you feel the same, right?” it’s a clear sign they’re new to the world of cannabis.
This assumption is quite common but couldn’t be further from the truth.
In reality, not all cannabis is created equal.
There are hundreds of strains of cannabis, each with its unique blend of compounds that induce different effects. Some strains might make you feel relaxed and calm, while others could stimulate creativity and energy.
Moreover, each strain has a varying ratio of THC to CBD. THC is the psychoactive compound that produces the ‘high’, while CBD is non-psychoactive and known for its therapeutic benefits.
So depending on the strain you choose, your experience can differ significantly.
For instance, a strain high in THC and low in CBD might give you a potent high, whereas a strain with balanced levels of both might offer a more mellow and therapeutic experience.
7) “Can I just eat it?”
Have you ever heard someone ask, “Can I just eat it?” when referring to cannabis?
This question, while seemingly innocent, showcases a lack of understanding about the complexities of consuming cannabis.
Yes, you can eat cannabis, but it’s not as simple as munching on a raw bud.
Raw cannabis contains THCA and CBDA, the acidic forms of THC and CBD. These compounds need to be decarboxylated, or heated, to transform into the active forms that our bodies can use effectively.
This is why cannabis is often smoked or vaped – the heat from these methods decarboxylates the cannabinoids.
When it comes to edibles, the cannabis is usually decarboxylated during the cooking process.
However, consuming raw cannabis won’t have the same effects as consuming it in its decarboxylated form. So while you can technically eat it, doing so won’t provide the effects most people associate with cannabis.
8) “It’s just for getting high, isn’t it?”
When someone says, “It’s just for getting high, isn’t it?” it’s evident that they’re new to cannabis.
This statement reflects a common misconception about the sole purpose of cannabis use.
Sure, many people enjoy the psychoactive effects of THC, but there’s so much more to cannabis than just getting high. The therapeutic potential of cannabis is immense and growing with each new study.
Some of these potential benefits include:
- Relief from chronic pain
- Improvement in sleep quality
- Reduction of anxiety and stress
- Alleviation of symptoms related to certain medical conditions
It all boils down to the diverse range of cannabinoids present in cannabis, each with its unique properties and potential benefits.
While getting high might be a part of the experience for some, it’s far from being the whole story when it comes to cannabis.
9) “Isn’t it illegal?”
This question makes it clear that someone is new to the world of cannabis and may be a bit unsure about its legal status.
Indeed, the legality of cannabis is complex and varies greatly from country to country, and even within different states or provinces within the same country.
In some places, cannabis is legal for both medical and recreational use, while in others it’s only allowed for medical purposes or completely prohibited.
I’ve found that staying updated on local laws is crucial. As proponents of responsible use, we believe that knowing and understanding the laws surrounding cannabis in your area is a key part of being a conscientious consumer.
In many places, the laws around cannabis are changing rapidly as more research emerges about its potential benefits and societal attitudes shift.
10) “Can’t I just use CBD instead?”
Imagine you’re at a dinner party, and one of your friends brings up the topic of cannabis.
You mention your interest in trying it, and someone pipes up, “Can’t you just use CBD instead?” This question indicates a common misconception among those new to cannabis.
CBD, or cannabidiol, is one of many compounds found in cannabis. It’s gained popularity for its potential therapeutic benefits without the psychoactive effects associated with THC.
However, using CBD is not the same as using whole-plant cannabis.
Whole-plant cannabis contains a variety of compounds that work together in what’s known as the ‘entourage effect.’
This means that the therapeutic potential of the plant may be greater when all compounds are present and working together rather than isolated.
While CBD can certainly be beneficial on its own, it’s not a direct substitute for full-spectrum cannabis.
11) “Can you overdose on this?”
Safety is paramount when trying something new, and cannabis is no exception.
The question, “Can you overdose on this?”, is a common concern among those new to cannabis.
The good news is that a lethal overdose of cannabis is virtually impossible.
However, consuming too much can lead to an uncomfortable experience, often referred to as “greening out.”
Seasoned users are aware of their limits and know the importance of starting slow and low, especially with edibles.
So hearing this phrase can be a clear sign of a newcomer, but it’s also an opportunity to educate about safe and responsible consumption.
12) “Doesn’t it harm your lungs?”
This concern usually arises from the association of smoking cannabis with the harmful effects of smoking tobacco.
While smoking anything, including cannabis, can have negative effects on lung health, it’s crucial to remember that there are many ways to consume cannabis that don’t involve smoking.
For example, vaping, edibles, tinctures, and topicals are all alternatives that can be gentler on the lungs.
Additionally, research on the effects of cannabis smoke on lung health is still ongoing, and the results are not as clear-cut as with tobacco smoke.
Some studies have found that moderate cannabis use does not have the same detrimental effects on lung function as tobacco.
However, this doesn’t mean one should ignore potential risks. It’s always important to be mindful of how you’re consuming cannabis and consider your personal health situation.
Conclusion: It’s all part of the journey
The journey into the world of cannabis is unique for everyone. Each one of us starts from a place of curiosity, filled with questions and perhaps some preconceived notions.
These phrases that indicate someone is new to cannabis are not badges of ignorance, but markers of a journey just beginning. They’re signs of curiosity, exploration, and the courage to try something new.
So the next time you hear these phrases, remember your own beginnings.
Let’s welcome these newcomers with open arms and open minds. After all, we’re all travelers in the vast and diverse world of cannabis, constantly learning and evolving.
